If you want to know how to get revenge at Christmas, I would tell you that you should never give your enemy time to sleep. That’s right, you never let them off the hook, and especially not on one of the most sacred days of the year.
While your enemy’s family is probably still putting gifts under the tree, you want to make sure that your anonymous gift is left there, too. Here’s what I want you to do:
- If Your Enemy is Male- Go to Google Images and look for mother breastfeeding baby, or women breastfeeding baby. Take your time and look for an image that is not watermarked (stamped) and try to find one where the baby kind of looks like your enemy. Download the photo and go to a store (preferably in another city) that prints digital photos.Once you have the photo, put it inside a beautiful Christmas card with an equally beautiful envelope. Make sure you mark “Do not open before December 25th.” on the envelope.On the Christmas card, write:
“You husband (or partner) may have forgotten about us this Christmas, but we have not forgotten him. My baby also needs his/her father and even if he still wants to remain with you, he should do the right thing and help support his child. I hate to break the news to you like this that he is the father of my baby, but he showed us just as little respect when he forgot about us. Let him know that (Make up some name) told you about it, and make him tell you the truth.”
Damage Done! I’m going to tell you, there aren’t too many women out there in today’s modern world that would just look at this card, laugh it off, and go drink some eggnog. No, the seed has been planted, and for a long while, every time her husband or partner walks out the door, she’s going to have look out of the corner of her eye that something is up, and she’s going to start digging to see what she can come up with. It’s a good idea to follow it up with other letters to her or to your enemy. If he receives something, he will probably destroy it and not show it to his wife. If his wife sees the card, she’s liable to intercept it and open it. There will be drama either way it goes.
- If Your Enemy is Female- Again, go out and buy a nice Christmas card and envelope. This time, address the card to her husband or partner. Since you can’t duplicate the same type of “I’ve got your spouse’s baby” with a female target, you’ll have to come up with something else. Try this:“Hey Stud, Since your wife (or partner) decided to get cold feet and not tell you about our relationship, I thought I would light a fire under those pretty toes and help her tell the truth. I’ve been seeing your wife for quite some time, and I am hoping to see more of her in the future. This is probably not a great time to tell you all of this, but your wife promised me she would tell you before and not after the holiday season. So, the next time you go down on your wife, let me know how my cock tastes.”Again, the Damage is Done! Most guys are jealous by nature and really won’t think twice that something is not going on. After all, who would send something like this at Christmas time if it wasn’t true, or someone must really hate his wife?
Now, you don’t need to copy the text above word-for-word. Just use it as an example and rewrite it in your own words. That can make it more powerful. I can already sense that there will be some very upset parents during this holiday season.
Also, if your enemy is a real racist, make sure you let them know that person they’ve been screwing is of the race they hate. So, you could go to Google and type in: mother breastfeeding mixed raced baby or something similar to that.
For women targets, just put a photo of some guy of the race that the husband or partner hates. That should heat things up this Christmas, even if your enemy does not have a fireplace, or they’ve cut off the heat!
Happy Holidays, and I would be happy to hear from you how the response was met. Remember, there are many ways on how to get revenge at Christmas and 364 other days of the year!