How to Get Revenge at Christmas – Your Enemy Should Never Sleep

How to Get Revenge at Christmas - Santa Wants RevengeIf you want to know how to get revenge at Christmas, I would tell you that you should never give your enemy time to sleep. That’s right, you never let them off the hook, and especially not on one of the most sacred days of the year.

While your enemy’s family is probably still putting gifts under the tree, you want to make sure that your anonymous gift is left there, too. Here’s what I want you to do:

  1. If Your Enemy is Male- Go to Google Images and look for mother breastfeeding baby, or women breastfeeding baby. Take your time and look for an image that is not watermarked (stamped) and try to find one where the baby kind of looks like your enemy. Download the photo and go to a store (preferably in another city) that prints digital photos.Once you have the photo, put it inside a beautiful Christmas card with an equally beautiful envelope. Make sure you mark “Do not open before December 25th.” on the envelope.On the Christmas card, write:

    “You husband (or partner) may have forgotten about us this Christmas, but we have not forgotten him. My baby also needs his/her father and even if he still wants to remain with you, he should do the right thing and help support his child. I hate to break the news to you like this that he is the father of my baby, but he showed us just as little respect when he forgot about us. Let him know that (Make up some name) told you about it, and make him tell you the truth.”

    Damage Done! I’m going to tell you, there aren’t too many women out there in today’s modern world that would just look at this card, laugh it off, and go drink some eggnog. No, the seed has been planted, and for a long while, every time her husband or partner walks out the door, she’s going to have look out of the corner of her eye that something is up, and she’s going to start digging to see what she can come up with. It’s a good idea to follow it up with other letters to her or to your enemy. If he receives something, he will probably destroy it and not show it to his wife. If his wife sees the card, she’s liable to intercept it and open it. There will be drama either way it goes.

  2. If Your Enemy is Female- Again, go out and buy a nice Christmas card and envelope.  This time, address the card to her husband or partner. Since you can’t duplicate the same type of “I’ve got your spouse’s baby” with a female target, you’ll have to come up with something else. Try this:“Hey Stud, Since your wife (or partner) decided to get cold feet and not tell you about our relationship, I thought I would light a fire under those pretty toes and help her tell the truth. I’ve been seeing your wife for quite some time, and I am hoping to see more of her in the future. This is probably not a great time to tell you all of this, but your wife promised me she would tell you before and not after the holiday season. So, the next time you go down on your wife, let me know how my cock tastes.”Again, the Damage is Done!  Most guys are jealous by nature and really won’t think twice that something is not going on. After all, who would send something like this at Christmas time if it wasn’t true, or someone must really hate his wife? :-)

Now, you don’t need to copy the text above word-for-word. Just use it as an example and rewrite it in your own words. That can make it more powerful. I can already sense that there will be some very upset parents during this holiday season.

Also, if your enemy is a real racist, make sure you let them know that person they’ve been screwing is of the race they hate. So, you could go to Google and type in: mother breastfeeding mixed raced baby or something similar to that.

For women targets, just put a photo of some guy of the race that the husband or partner hates. That should heat things up this Christmas, even if your enemy does not have a fireplace, or they’ve cut off the heat!

Happy Holidays, and I would be happy to hear from you how the response was met. Remember, there are many ways on how to get revenge at Christmas and 364 other days of the year!

How to Get Revenge – Stop Listening to Dirty Filthy Liars

How to Get Revenge - Should I Get Revenge?

Some people want to know how to get revenge, while others want to know, SHOULD they get revenge?

Whether:

  • You’ve been bullied all of your life
  • Your neighbors are screwing you over
  • Your boss won’t play by the rules
  • Your partner has cheated on you
  • You’ve been sexually assaulted

You probably already know that nice guys and gals finish last, and that your tormentor will continue to abuse you and will abuse others in the future.

Knowledge can be extremely powerful, but only when you put that knowledge to use and stop listening to naysayers.

Hi Everyone, This is another friendly message from K’bir.

I hope you had a nice week and you were able to implement a few of the techniques you have learned from Jeff’s blog, and for those who get our newsletter, I hope you are following the recent tips I sent you.

You are probably asking yourself, “What liars is K’bir talking about?” I’m glad you asked.

There are two lies that come to mind when it comes to getting help against bullies and other aggressors:

The Law – I’m going to single out the United States, because that’s where I am from. Although I don’t live there anymore, I do keep up with what is going on all of the time. If it is similar in your country, then I am speaking directly to you, too.

Have you ever noticed that anytime you start talking or even thinking about wanting to get revenge, you are reminded that you should let the law take care of it? Guess what? The law usually won’t help you, or can’t help you. Don’t get me wrong, if someone has committed a criminal act against you, you should do your best to take care of it legally.

Have you been sexually assaulted, robbed out of your money, or beaten senseless by bullies or thugs? Is your spouse currently having an affair and you’ve got all of the evidence against them? Well, you should immediately contact the police and file a report, or go to a school and demand to speak with an administrator if your child has been bullied, or get a lawyer and start the long process of getting a divorce if your partner is cheating on you.

However, I’m going to tell you the problems you might encounter, or have already encountered.

First, unless you have enough evidence and enough witnesses, bullies usually get away and continue tormenting their victims. Don’t take my word for it, all you have to do is pick up any newspaper, magazine, or turn on the radio or television, and you will read or hear about kids having problems with bullies.

Questions:

  • Where are the school administrator’s and the police when kids are being teased, tormented, and made to feel like a piece of crap, because of who they are?
  • How many kids end up taking their own lives, because they have reached out for help and didn’t get it?
  • How many people lose their jobs, because of jealous employees or abusive bosses, but never get compensated for it?
  • How many people go to court because of a cheating spouse, but spend months and sometimes years trying to get out of the marriage and end up losing lots of money on legal fees and lots of sleepless nights?
  • How many times have people called the cops on their neighbors, but the cops told them they can’t do anything because they don’t have enough evidence, or no law has been broken, because your neighbors have done just enough to piss you off, but still haven’t done anything illegal (according to the cops)?

So, you could argue that people are lying when they tell you to contact the authorities, when they can’t do anything for you.

Those “Move On” People – You know, the ones that keep telling you that the best revenge is to live well. That seems to be an oxymoron to try and live well while you are being pooped on at the same time. Those are the same people who tell you that you are going to get into trouble if you get revenge. Or, that God or some other superior being is going to punish you, and you’re going to have bad karma for the rest of this life and the life after.

First of all, I AM a religious person. Yet, I don’t believe that I will be punished in my afterlife for protecting myself, my family, friends, and others from abuse on this planet. I don’t want to turn this into a religious discussion, because there are hundreds of religions in the world. Fortunately, there are some that tell you to defend yourself, or that there should be “an eye for an eye.”

Even my grandmother used to always tell us, “The Lord helps those, who help themselves.” But, if you feel that Allah, God, Jesus, or whoever you pray to, is going to help you while you are being bullied and harassed every day, then get on your knees and pray for your life. However, if you are one of those people that believe your creator gave you more brains than the common garden slug to protect yourself while on this planet, then you should get revenge.

I like to bluntly tell people when they are harassed, bullied, or used and abused, to, “Get Revenge or Bend Over and take it up the rear like a man or woman!”

Yes, it is really that easy. Call the cops, get a lawyer, deal with it head on, ignore it, pray, or take it up the rear! However, I should warn you, for those who don’t deal with it head on, you can just about bet your bottom dollar that the problem isn’t going away and that it will only get worse.

So, if you can live with that possibility of further abuse without any plans on doing anything about it, you should get off my mailing list, don’t read anymore of our newsletters or blog, and get on with your life.

Am I being blunt? You bet I am. Yet, I have helped thousands of people who have purchased my e-books and other services and listened to my advice. They have had success with bullies and against others who have caused them harm.

There have only been a few people who have opted out of our newsletters, or who have told me that I am a complete lunatic, or that I am a very dangerous man. :-)

 

How to Get Revenge and Do the Right Thing

 

Do you realize what are the top reasons why people want to know how to get revenge? According to those who were questioned when they signed up for our newsletter and those we have helped privately, here are the Top 7 things they what they want to know:

  1. How to get revenge on an ex
  2. How to get revenge on someone who has taken their spouse or partner
  3. How to get revenge on a boss
  4. How to get revenge on a bully at school
  5. How to get revenge on a neighbor
  6. How to get revenge on a general bully
  7. How to get revenge on someone who has cheated them out of something

Our tactics clearly teach you how to accomplish all of the above and more. What you need to do is actively do something and stop letting people walk all over you. Like I mentioned above, the problem will usually not go away. And worse, you are allowing those same people to resurface one day and abuse other people, because they become bolder, more confident, and more abusive later. So, by not getting revenge, you should also be held accountable for your enemy’s action in the future.

The best way that I can tell you how to get revenge is to read the information in our blogs and newsletters, get your hands on The Purpose Driven Knife II and Toxic Internet and get busy! There is no excuse for allowing all of this information to sit around collecting cyber dust while your enemy is out having a good time at your expense.

Do something now and stop listening to other spineless people who tell you to ignore your enemies and move on with your life.

Or, just bend over!

How to Get Revenge on Someone Using Their Bathroom

how to get revenge on someone

 

So, how to get revenge on someone by using their bathroom? If you have access to their bathroom, there are many ways to get even.

Upper Decker

This is actually an old revenge technique. What you do is take a dump in the upper part of the toilet where the water loads each time. It causes quite a stink if your enemy doesn’t notice it for awhile. For me, the only thing that gives this tactic away is the color of the water that runs through the toilet when you flush it. If your enemy has just a little brains, they’re going to know that they should open the lid on the back of the toilet to see what happened.

The Improved Upper Decker (created by me)

Use anything dead (mouse, rat, frog, etc.) and dump it inside the water container on the toilet. Try to use something that isn’t too big, because it might clog the opening where the water escapes to the toilet bowl. The long they don’t discover this, the worse the smell will become.

The great part about putting something that is already dead is because it will probably be even grosser for them to remove.

On the other hand, you can also use live mice (if you are not squeamish) and dump them in there. This could even be funnier if your enemy discovers them while they are still swimming around in there. For better results, put one inside the toilet bowl so they will quickly discover it. This will add double shock when the others are discovered in the water deposit in back.

These are just examples, you can think of other animals to put in there, too. Just use what is available. As you can see, there are multiple ways on how to get revenge on someone quickly.

How to Get Revenge with Mystery Mail

 

Here is a very simple and easy technique on how to get revenge by sending mail to your enemy.

Now, this shit is just too funny. It is also an example of how some simple revenge idea can cause havoc, and it’s basically legal if you do it the right way.

A couple of months ago, I had some pretty nasty cracked, calloused skin on the bottom of my feet. So, I went to the store, and brought a device called the Easy Ped Professional (it’s also called the Ped Egg).

Here is an example of it on Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Pedicure-Foot-File-Colors-vary/dp/B00113FENI

Now, I’m not trying to promote this product. I’m sure you can find similar products at your nearest drugstore. I’m only trying to tell you about the concept of this type of revenge.

So, after I scraped my foot for about 5 minutes, I opened the Easy Ped, and found a small heap of powder looking, dead skin. Immediately, my head started spinning with revenge ideas.

Here are some ideas that I put to good use:

I put the contents of my foot shavings inside some Saran Wrap (using surgical gloves, so not to leave prints) and mailed them to a couple of enemies that were on my shit list. One guy called the cops, because he thought it was some kind of toxic substance. I didn’t hear anything from the second person I sent it to.

When you look at the shavings it produces, it looks like brown heroin, or even ashes.

Now, if you do this, make sure you don’t leave any prints. Not so much because it is illegal, but because you don’t want it traced back to you. If you don’t write any threats, and just fold it inside of some paper and put it in an envelope, you haven’t done anything illegal.

Let the imagination of your enemies run wild. They are certain to freak out.

Now, if they do get it analyzed, they are going to find out that it is human skin. Now, you can just imagine what might be going through their mind after they are told that.

The second thing I did with this was I stirred this into some cream soup of a neighbor, who always seems to bring her fat ass to our house around dinner time. I’m sure it doesn’t have any dangerous effects, but just the thought of this woman eating my nasty skin shavings was enough to invite her back to eat more often. :-)

How to Get Revenge by Changing Document and Photo Properties

There are many ways on how to get revenge by using documents and photos. The neat part about it is that you can blame your enemy in the process.

You can change the owner information on photos and documents to that of your enemy, or to someone else, that you want to blame.

MS Word, PDF files, photos, and others, have information enbedded in them. Usually when you first install your programs, you put the user information in before you register the software. Most people forget that this information exists, and some don’t even know it’s there.

The same goes for photos. Your camera information, and any other information you input into your camera is listed.

How Can You Use This Information for Revenge?

Let’s say you want to send someone disturbing photos. Why not send them to various people, so your enemy gets blamed? All you need to do is change the information on the documents and photos, so it looks like they were created by your enemy.

This works with really sick pornography photos, death photos, and documents, such as tasteless jokes, racist jokes, etc. that are sent in a MS Word Document, etc. They can all be blamed on your enemy.

Below is information on how you can change the document information in MS Word

 

What the video above on how to change document properties in MS Word

You can also change a PDF document properties by using a PDF editor.

There are a variety of editors out there on the market, such as: Nitro PDF Professional, Foxit PDF Printer and PDFFactory Pro. All you need to do is open these programs, and locate document properties, and change it to your enemy’s personal information.

Changing the Properties on Image Files

You can change image file properties quite easily. Most photo editing programs, such as ACDSee (which doubles as a photo viewer), have photo editing properties built in. What you want to change is the EXIF properties. These include: date the photo was taken, who owns copyright to the photo, who took the photo, and what type of camera was used, etc.

You should change all of these properties to fit your enemy. If you know your enemy has posted other photos online, just go to the site where the photos are, and download a few of them. Open them with a photo editor to view the EXIF properties. Copy the name and model of the camera, the name your enemy uses, etc.

Next, open up the photos that you want to edit, and then change the EXIF properties information with the information of your enemy.

This is great when you want to send someone a shocking or ghory photo. Send it to enough people, and make sure your enemy’s info is left in the properties, so if the people are angry, they can trace the photos back to your unsuspecting enemy.

Don’t forget, there are 100 ways to get revenge against anyone. Take your time and start planning today!