Happy April Fool’s Day
Unfortunately for your enemy, there are 100 ways to get revenge using free classified ads. So, April Fool’s Day could be no laughing matter for your enemy.
First of all, make sure you are surfing anonymously, and search for “free classified ad sites”. You will now have lists of thousands, and some search results will show you sites that have several thousand links on one site.
If you want to target your classified ad search, type this in the search engine:
“free classified ad sites” +city
“free classified ad sites” +San Francisco
This will give you a few additional classified ad sites that are near your enemy, where you can get more responses if you offer something locally.
Next, sign up at a few of these sites, and post ads for sale:
flat screen TV’s
etc. etc. etc.
Make sure you put their phone number, and tell them to call after 9 p.m., or other late time you think your enemy might be home. If possible, ask them to come to your enemy’s house, or apartment between the hours of… (whatever). Just make it sound realistic, and make the prices cheap, but not so cheap that they don’t believe the ad.
On many of these ad sites you can also offer services:
pickup recyclable goods
etc. etc. etc.
Finally, you can also look for love
male seeks female
female seeks male
male seeks male
female seeks female
If your enemy is straight, advertise for same sex relationships, if they lesbian, or gay, find them someone straight.
When posting for relationships, some ad sites allow you to put your e-mail address, or phone number. Now, when posting for relationships, do not post your enemy’s phone number, or e-mail address. Instead, create a free e-mail account to use for contact.
There are so many on-line free classified sites that you could literally do this year round! Take your time, and don’t use all of the sites in one day. It’s best to choose one or two sites, and wait until they remove the ads. Wait a few days, and then advertise somewhere else.
For additional fun, send them to one of your enemy’s neighbors house, but have them ask for your enemy.
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