How to Get Revenge Using Poop – 100 Ways to Get Revenge With Crap

How to get revenge with poop?

A Hazmat team was called in when a principal from Seminole High School in Sanford, FL.  received a strange smelling letter.

I assume it’s not illegal to send someone poop through the mail, since all junk mail is a bunch of crap, and it’s legal!

I guess if you did this, you would need to make 100% sure that you didn’t go to that school, and were not a suspect, because I’m sure they could take DNA samples from your poop.

Although I’m sure this got a lot of giggles from the students, and other teachers (hey, one of the teachers might have disliked the principal, too), there are other ways to deploy your crap on your enemy.

Christmas is Coming

Nearly everyone is quick to open their Christmas presents. Why not send someone a box of chocolates that are smeared with your crap? Make sure the box is tightly wrapped, because they might smell their Christmas present, long before the 25th!

Buy a big pack of underwear that you know fits your enemy, carefully open, and add smear some crap to the inside of one of them, and reseal the package.

Shit in a Ziploc bag, seal it well and freeze it. If you don’t have a long commute to work, take it to your cafeteria area, or lounge where the microwave is. Take it out the Ziploc, and set the microwave for about 10 minutes, and fire it up.

Other Poop Ideas

Got a coworker that always brings their lunch in a bag each day? Well, instead of using the microwave, just deposit the Ziploc bag into his, or her lunch bag.

Poop works great when you smear it on your enemy’s car door handle, or house door.

If your enemy leaves their suit jacket, coat, backpack, briefcase, or handbag where you can access it, put it in a pocket.

Smear a little on the office phone ear and mouthpieces.

Yeah, playing with poop is nasty. But it’s no nastier than people eating chitterlings!

These are just a few ideas for you. I’m sure you can create others.  For other methods on how to get revenge, check out The Purpose Driven Knife.


Man Posts Naked Photo of Ex on Facebook – Gets 4 Months in Jail

Although there are a 100 ways to get revenge on an ex girlfriend, posting her naked photo on Facebook is probably not one of them.

A New Zealand man, who posted a naked photo of his naked ex-girlfriend, must spend 4 months in jail.

Joshua Simon Ashby, admitted to posting the photos during a drunken rage. He had previously threatened to kill her, and had also destroyed a couple of her dresses.

If you are going to get revenge online, you’ve got to use your head. Putting your ex’s naked photos on some website, will probably point authorities directly to you. You also can’t break into people’s accounts, and alter information.

The best way to get revenge on an ex is to do it in an indirect way. Create other problems with your ex, that has nothing to do with anything that could link directly to you.

Sure, you might be a suspect anyway, but if you try to create problems between your ex and coworkers, friends and family, your ex might suspect someone else.

So, don’t get drunk, plan your revenge with a clear mind, and don’t break into your ex’s online accounts, unless you want to spend some time in jail, like Joshua Simon Ashby.

For further information about 100 ways to get revenge on your ex, visit: The Purpose Driven Knife website.

100 Ways to Get Revenge – The Perfect Holiday Gift

There are 100 ways to get revenge with books.

News outlets have been swarming over the story of a sympathetic description of pedophilia in a book called, “The Pedophile’s Guide to Love & Pleasure” that is being sold on (the book might have been yanked by the time you read this, because of the uproar).

The question becomes is this freedom of speech, or a slick way at getting out a perverted message? has a policy on free speech, but doesn’t really allow free speech, because they don’t allow pornography. That’s a little hypocritical, because they’re allowing a book about pedophilia, (which if practiced in the USA is illegal), but they ban pornography (which is legal in the USA for adults).

Although this is the only person on Amazon who admits to selling, and having pedophile feelings and urges, does offer a whole line of books on Pedophilia. Check them out HERE.

Now, I’m sure that will argue that these books are dealing with the scientific studies of pedophilia, and psychological case studies, etc. But the books are still listed for anyone who wants them.

This brings us to how you can use these “legal” books to cause a little havoc with your enemy for the holiday season. Christmas is just around the corner, and what better way to say Merry Christmas to your enemy than gift wrapping one of these babies?

How to do it

Pick up one of the many pre-paid gift cards that come in the form of a debit card. Simon Malls sell them, and there are also many other places in the U.S. where you can get virtual debit cards under any name. You can also just use your own name if you want. You are going to order one of these books from After you have the book sent to you,  you are then going to gift wrap it, and mail it to your enemy, or just drop it off at your enemy’s house when he, or she isn’t there. Make sure you have one of those “Do not open before December 25th”, and have it professionally wrapped.

If your enemy is married, or living with someone else, write the partner’s name on the present, and on the inside, put a little note that your enemy requested this book.

I just sent a couple of these books from Amazon to one of my enemies. The worst part is that I’ve been sending him stuff every other week, or so on Data CD’s and DVD’s with really raunchy stuff on them. They’ve gone to his girlfriend, his office, and I’ve sent stuff out to his neighbor’s in their name, but when they open it up, it’s got his name on it, and a list of every nasty thing that is included on the disc (and I’m talking nasty!)

Use your imagination and you can come up with some additional ideas. Remember, Christmas and Thanksgiving are two of the  best times to catch your enemy off guard, because they’re expecting cards, and best wishes.

For 100 ways to get revenge on your enemy, pick up a copy of The Purpose Driven Knife II, and if you want to know how to get revenge online, check out Toxic Internet.