How to get revenge with poop?
A Hazmat team was called in when a principal from Seminole High School in Sanford, FL. received a strange smelling letter.
I assume it’s not illegal to send someone poop through the mail, since all junk mail is a bunch of crap, and it’s legal!
I guess if you did this, you would need to make 100% sure that you didn’t go to that school, and were not a suspect, because I’m sure they could take DNA samples from your poop.
Although I’m sure this got a lot of giggles from the students, and other teachers (hey, one of the teachers might have disliked the principal, too), there are other ways to deploy your crap on your enemy.
Christmas is Coming
Nearly everyone is quick to open their Christmas presents. Why not send someone a box of chocolates that are smeared with your crap? Make sure the box is tightly wrapped, because they might smell their Christmas present, long before the 25th!
Buy a big pack of underwear that you know fits your enemy, carefully open, and add smear some crap to the inside of one of them, and reseal the package.
Shit in a Ziploc bag, seal it well and freeze it. If you don’t have a long commute to work, take it to your cafeteria area, or lounge where the microwave is. Take it out the Ziploc, and set the microwave for about 10 minutes, and fire it up.
Other Poop Ideas
Got a coworker that always brings their lunch in a bag each day? Well, instead of using the microwave, just deposit the Ziploc bag into his, or her lunch bag.
Poop works great when you smear it on your enemy’s car door handle, or house door.
If your enemy leaves their suit jacket, coat, backpack, briefcase, or handbag where you can access it, put it in a pocket.
Smear a little on the office phone ear and mouthpieces.
Yeah, playing with poop is nasty. But it’s no nastier than people eating chitterlings!