100 Ways to Get Revenge – Business Help
You can use a broad range of companies in your revenge campaign. Here is a shortlist of techniques. Be creative and add your own variations:
If you have access to your enemy’s house, find the electricity meter and look for the sealed tag the company puts on there to prevent customers from tampering with it. Use some needle nose pliers to break the seal off. Then, wait a day or two and send an anonymous letter or e-mail to the electric company. Tell them that you watched your enemy and another man opening it up and messing around with it.
You can order all types of mail order products. Subscribe your enemy to CD’s, magazines and other items. Just write in their correct information (name, address, phone numbers). Go to the box that says “Bill me later” and check that, too. Remember, you can also send these to your enemy’s neighbor’s address, but using your enemy’s name.
Check the newspapers, Yellow Pages and other media for disease hot lines (herpes, syphilis, AIDS). Get them to send information to your enemy’s house. Ask if you could give your (your enemy’s) telephone number so a counselor could contact them soon.
Go to free clinics and other organizations that give free material about contagious diseases. Then, you could mail these to your enemy with a short note inside saying:
“Here is the information you requested.” This works great if your enemy is living with a spouse or partner.
Find a local funeral home that has online brochures. Print the information, and then attach a small note that says, “Time’s Up, Asshole” Wait a few more days, then begin to call your enemy’s house at night. If she answers, hang up the phone. Continue to call late at night every few days.
Remember, you can spoof the funeral home telephone number. This might cause more alarm from your enemy.
Order adult products (strap-on dildos, dolls, penis enhancers, and filthy xxx publications) and give your enemy’s name and work address. Or you can have the stuff sent to one of your enemy’s neighbors, in c/o your enemy.
Contact some local churches and ask if they could send you (your enemy’s address) some brochures. You can also give them your enemy’s telephone number so he can be harassed nonstop. It’s also a good idea to setup some meetings or counseling sessions at your enemy’s house, when you know she’ll be at home.